Sometimes it’s reallllllly hard for me to be serious and my imagination goes Wild WILD thinking about what hilariously stupid crafts I could make simply to crack myself up.
If I don’t see your version of this craft up on Instagram by this weekend, you’re dead to me.
I like to call this one Obese Bunny because I picture a little fuzzy bunny living in my front yard and I generously throw it carrots and it gets bigger and bigger and we sometimes wink at each other. It’s an ideal life, really.
Here is what you do.
1. Get yourself some white card stock. On the way, forget what you’re doing and take a nap.
2. Trace a plate and cut it out. Now you go and cut out some ears and some thumpy big old feet and glue them onto the rotund body.
3. Squeeze the ever loving snot out of a bottle of Elmer’s all over that paper and then you go and stick cotton balls on every available location and then what you do is put some eyes and nose and whiskers on and watch it dry. You’ll be sitting there for a good 4 hours, but it’s important to watch it dry.
3 1/2. Embellish it. It will need big, dumb eyes, a perky pink nose and a bevy of whiskers.
4. GLITTER! I forgot the most important part, which is obviously the glitter. I didn’t happen to be able to find the clear glitter that I know we have about a whole pound of, so I settled for bronze-colored glitter glue. Fantastico!
What do you think? Sort of amazing, right? Yes.