Mama’s Gonna Buy You Some f*ing Nerds
It annoys me to no end that there are so many different versions of Mockingbird, so I have taken the liberty of writing my own. Hush little loud mouth Don’t say a word Mama’s gonna buy you some fucking Nerds and if those Nerds don’t keep you quiet Mama’s gonna start a bloody riot [...]
Good Little Doggie
It recently occurred to me that I think of Bex as something of a cross between a person and a pet. I respond to his cartoon voice and kiss his smooth little 2 year old cheeks and rub his fuzzy duckling head and I am tempted to buy one of the little dog beds I [...]
