What I Done Today
1. Woke up at 6:30 and went to the gym. 2. Watched MSNBC on the treadmill and tried to stay out of the way of the guy on my left checking out the little blonde number on my right. 3. Took a shower at home and shaved my face. No more glisteny blonde lady ‘stache. [...]
How to Win at the Gym
The gym is fun! Remember I said I was gonna re-re-join? I did and I’ve actually been going and only some of the time I sit around reading magazines instead of getting on a machine, ‘cause, hey, free child care. Suckers. Plus, who knew there would be soda and candy machines at a health club? [...]
