Here is a little project you can do with or without your kids, with or without a giant glass of alcohol. I introduce you to the magazine collage. It is 1 part paper dolls, 1 part model-makeover, and 8 parts inane poppycock! (Yell/spit this word out of your face.)
- magazines with people in them. Lots of people.
- scissors or laser eyes
- background paper
Ready? Go! Flip through the magazines and cut out some faces. Cut out some of the eyes and mouths, while leaving other faces intact. Glue some eyes and mouths on other faces. Sit back and laugh and laugh and laugh until you pee or herniate something.
What do you think her voice would sound like? I think it would be super fast and high pitched.
I’m exhausted from having such puffffffffy lipssssssssssss.