12 Conclusive Signs Your Pet is Trying to Kill You
This Tutorial Tuesday is perhaps less of a ‘tutorial’ than it is a guide to the malicious intentions of your pets. 1. Your dog lets out an earsplitting bark each night just as you’re falling asleep, as if to frighten you into an untimely demise. 2. There’s always a giant, slick trail of [...]
How to Rock Tofu in Your Weekly Meal Plan
Ah, tofu. That delicately spongy white mass of salacious fermentation. Meat-free or not, I’m sure most of you have sunk your teeth into a wad of tofu at some point. Did you enjoy it? Do you continue to enjoy it? If you weren’t really sold on the idea but wish to give it a second [...]
How to Make Your Grandma Love You More
Granny’s not getting any younger, and neither are you. Don’t you sometimes wonder if she’s actually proud to call you her grandchild? Maybe she hides your photos away and fabricates exciting details about your life to share with her buddies at the old folks home. Let’s assuage your guilt at being an embarrassment and make [...]
How to Feed Your Family on a Limited Budget
Folks, food is pricey. Walk into a grocery store with pockets busting at the seams, and you will leave a pauper. With plenty of hard work, planning and good old-fashioned stick to-it-iveness, you can save a mint on grocery bills and jab your middle finger up at the corporate grocers. Here’s how: 1. Pad the [...]
