My Passion for Grocery Stores
I enjoy a good grocery experience, but I have a major aversion to people. Folks in large groups and people grocery shopping are pure evil, so when you combine the two, it makes for a really bad time for me. I have to make sure I shop in the mornings, on week days- That way [...]
A Post Full of Lists
Since we are Mr. and Mrs. Awesome, we are in the midst of getting ready to move. We’re supposed to close on our house in March and we’re just waiting for the official okay from our lending bank. Here is what we’ve learned, besides the fact that we are so not financially savvy, as a [...]
Surreal Driving Days
I am extremely attuned to those days where, when you are driving around, you encounter a whole lot of weird, driving-around bullshit. Like when you have to stop for 4 cars in a row, within the span of 5 minutes, who have decided to pull into alleys and back out right in front of you, [...]
Gleamy White Choppers
Sometimes I see people who have augmented their bodies or faces to the point of hilarity, and I start to wonder. I had an eating disorder in college, and never thought I was skinny enough. Despite endless exercise and near-starvation, I was sure I still had a few pounds to lose. To quote Britney Spears, [...]


