Romance
I just adore weddings. Especially outdoor weddings in November with hundreds of people I don’t know and my child whining the entire time about how cold and hungry she is. I mean, how can you not bawl your damn eyes out in the midst of true love being declared, unabashedly, in front of the world! [...]
There’s a strange man upstairs in my house
Mr. Plumber is upstairs trying to fix our shower. The $2,000 worth of new pipes in our basement didn’t seem to do the job a year and a half ago, so we’ll see what tricks this dude has up his plumber’s sleeves. Or butt. I am an obsessed HGTV fan and have been lately watching [...]
My advice column letter
Dear Ann Landers, We are planning to put our home on the market real soon. Although this is the stupidest time in the whole world to take on this endeavor, we will not be deterred. Firstly, we got to. We (I) ain’t makin’ enough money to stay in this tony suburb near the big city. [...]
Halloween Hilarity
Wee One had a Halloween parade at school Friday and these were my favorite costumes:Oh wait- that third one isn’t a costume! That’s the picture Christian snapped of a guy behind us. He was very angry with Christian for stopping at a yellow light, and let us know by laying on the horn for a [...]
